Seeing as there was no class on Tuesday, I don’t have a prompt to go off of. In this unique case I will take the liberty to share some of the more pressing matters in my life with all of you.
1.
Thank god Obama won, John McCain was terribly out of touch with reality and the people of the US. His campaign was shameless and filthy. I’m also extremely liberal. Rock on Keith Oberman.
2.
My current scrabble rating is 1658, good enough still to compete at nationals, but a far cry from my high of 1819. I think the problem is my lack of focus, I haven’t studied the dictionary or my word lists in months. On the other hand, my strategy and defense have been impeccable. I recently played jutting on a triple word alley with the J on a double letter tile, also making the word ilex horizontally in the triple word alley, for a grand total of 116 points. Other recent and notable plays include dodgier and zoeae for about a hundred points apiece.
3.
I spoke again with Holden Caufield last night, I think I’m going to use the idea of objective reality and free will for the main platforms of my paper. The idea of the human condition is so intangible and quicksilver it would be hard to write a nice cohesive paper based on it. I also plan to use Baudrillard as a main point, his essays are truly incredible and I suggest him to everybody.
4.
I’ll be going to Pittsburgh this weekend for a juggling festival if anyone wants to come.
5.
I really enjoyed the finish of Cloud Atlas, it was quite an undertaking and his form lived up to the reviews. It’s kind of scary how insatiably history repeats itself, how there has always been some form of oppressed people nearly everywhere. I peronally am thinking about running for King.
6.
I’m working a musthird, originally it was a musthalf but I shaved my philtrum, or as I prefer, my philein. It’s going OK but I think if I were further into my post pubescent years it would come in thicker, possibly even more grand. Currently it resides on my better side in the form of a molesthird, scrawny and docile. It feels promising but, as Octobeard was a huge failure, I’m not getting my hopes up just yet.
7.
I forgot to move my car last night and got a ticket. It was so upsetting I reread Uses of Enchantment. Twice.
8.
The Name of the world is an incredible novel. Jesus’ son is a masterwork as well.
9.
I can’t decide if I like newcastle or heineken better. Or why there is a corporate giant in our camelot room, across even from Starbucks. What the fuck is that all about? So that when rich parents come through wondering if they should send their kids here, they can recognize these signs. And god bless Aramark, throwing away millions of calories of food every night, even loaves of unopened bread! Toilet papering the tree is a little hysterical, do you remember the environmental clubs’ party in the dark, where they handed out glowsticks? I think we should host a styrofoam peanut party and watch violent television, is nudity still illegal? If we served beer in the camelot people could observe how to drink responsibly, instead of hiding it away for binge drinking and alcoholism.
10.
I ran into an exgirlfriend this past weekend, who approached me and said, “excuse me, this might sound weird but, ummm…I…ummm…I know you.” Which was in fact the weirdest thing she could have said, she hasn’t lost a step.
11.
GO OMABA!